Black Devil Doll (2007)

Director:Jonathan Lewis Cast: Heather Murphy, Natasha Talonz and Gregory Solis as Cock Socker. A young moist buxom teen finds herself thrown into an odyssey of forbidden sex and unspeakable violence.What started out as a simple child's game dabbling in the occult 5 young hot big breasted chicks are raped,abused ,tortured and killed by an evil, jive-ass foul mouthed talking doll possessed by the spirit of an executed death row black militant.I only saw an extended trailer of this movie and thought it looked fucking great. Lots of laughs and blood shed the devil doll looks fucking hilarious. By the trailer alone i say...9 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

Director: J.Lee Thompson Cast: Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford, Lawrence Dane. Virginia belongs to the best clique,the best student at her private school.After a freak accident a year earlier, suffering from blackouts her friends start dieing one by one could it be her? Not much else to say about this one but had some great gore for the 80's. 7.5 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Hatchet (2007)

Director:Adam Green Cast:Joel Moore, Tamara Feldman, Deon Richmond, and Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley. A group of tourists go on a "haunted boat ride" where they hear the tail of hatchet killer Victor Crowley. when their boat sinks the group finds out that old Victor may still be hunting in the swamp and looking for new victims. Well with that said this movie will not be winning any Oscars but it was a fun movie,had lots of great gore and some good laughs, Kane Hodder should have stayed behind the Jason mask, he's not the best actor but his name go's along way.6/10 dead hookers agree.

Intro

I am the Grave Robber and as you can see i love Old School Horror. I will be reviewing old and new movies. These are my opinions and may not reflect your own.You are more than welcome to add your own opinion.See you in hell fuckers.

House of 1000 Corpses(April 11, 2003)

Written and directed by Rob Zombie this was his debut into film making. As much hype as this movie received and mixed reviews from variety of horror buffs, cult followers and outraged movie go-ers this movie received generally negative reviews. Although this film may have been sited as "cheesy and ultragory exploitation horror flick" It was a great watch, its interesting to place yourself in the position of these characters who are in the hands of unruling sadistic psychopathes amongst the characters their are Captain Spaulding a sadistic clown owning a small run down gas station/side of the road horror amusement ride featuring the most ruthless serial killers throughout time. Baby Firefly a gorguese blond killer with a cringing laugh undisputedly insane at first glance. Mother Firefly a derailed nympho and Otis B. Driftwood the most outrageous character in the film who dampers in Buffalo Bill behaviour and political tirades. This movie begins when a group of four young people arriving at Captain Spauldings road side attraction on a mission to list all of the road side stops you must see while traveling, they become infactuated with the the legend of "Dr. Satan", and soon become the victims of this families sadistic thrills. This movie is definitely one to watch, turn down the lights, close the blinds & “You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun“. Rating: Must See Sequal: The Devil's Rejects (2005)

Automaton Transfusion (2006)

Directed by Steven C. Miller starring Garrett Jones, Juliet Reeves, William Howard Bowman, Rowan Bousaid, Ashley Elizabeth Pierce, Kendra Farner and Joel Hebner basically a bunch of unknowns. I rented this movie from Rogers video and they keep it in the restricted section, I always walk by this movie very curious about it the cover of the movie makes you believe it will be a all out gore fest oooo no that was not the case in fact is was very tame even for a zombie movie and the story line was absolute bullshit not to mention the acting had less depth then loaf of bread. Watching this movie you feel ripped off and you think it couldn't get even worse they do the most chicken shit move anyone can do its like they ran out of money and ideas and they just put To Be Continued... like how the fuck do you do that to viewers the least you could do is put together a shitty ending giving this movie a 3/10 Dead Corpses

Book of Blood (2009)

Directed by John Harrison starring Jonas Armstrong, Sophie Ward, Clive Russell, Paul Blair, Romana Abercromby and Simon Bamford. A group of paranormal expert locate a house believed to be a cross road for the afterlife after a gruesome murder takes place. The movie itself is not very action packed but when things do start to stirr up the gore looks very respectable and the story line is very interesting and very original this movie had its few twist and turns but was not as good as I was hoping it would be but was still better then most of the stuff circulating the video store shelves o and there is a kick ass face peeling scene you have to see giving it 7/10 Dead Corpses

Trick r Treat (2009)

Directed by Michael Dougherty starring Quinn Lord, Brian Cox, Dylan Baker, Leslie Bibb, Rochelle Aytes, Anna Paquin, Moneca Delain and Tahmoh Penikett. Four interwoven stories are told in this movies not even close to what I had expected but even saying that this was still a pretty good movie with excellent characters and the stories intertwined very neatly without confusion but with all the good comes some bad. Some of the killings were incredibly cheesy, the potato sack head kid tries to kill a guy with a fucking snickers and also succeeds killing a girl with a lollipop ooo and you think it couldn't get even worse the little Halloween kid gets his hand chopped off and it begins to crawl around on the floor like thing from The Adams Family like seriously! with all that being said this was still a fun watch giving it 6.5/10 Dead Corpses

X Files episode(Home)1996

Cast: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson. The remains of an infant with an uncharted amount of birth defects are uncovered in a field in rural-(Home) Pennsylvania .The only suspects are three brothers who lived on their family farm for 20 some odd years. They seem to live there alone.Or do they? If your into hillbilly nasty incest this is for you best t.v show ever loved it and it sickened me at the same time. I suggest no snacking during this show people just a heads up. 7 1/2 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Dark Country (2009)

Director: Thomas Jane,Cast:Thomas Jane, Lauren German, Ron Perlman plot: Two honeymooners driving through the Vegas desert stop to help a car crash survivor but get more than they bargained for when he wakes up and all hell breaks loose. Well lets see....Thomas Jane should be embarrassed of this how do you go from The Punisher to this......10min into this piece of crap i almost turned it off if it wasn't for Lauren German's ice cube masturbation scene i would have gone no further. The way this was filmed was terrible the acting was bad at best and the ending really maid no sense.. if you ask me i say skip it. 3/10 dead hookers agree. I give it that only for the ice cubes.

An American Werewolf in London(1981)

Director:John Landis Cast:David Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Griffin Dunne. Two American students backpacking through England are warned by the towns people to stay off the moors but as they walk into the night they find themselves on the moors on a full moon where they are attacked by what one says's was a giant dog.After a stint in the hospital David goes to stay with the nurse that he met where he starts to have what he thinks are dreams of him running at night feasting on humans....Was a good movie for the 80's and a great sound track.Still stands up to the movies of today if you ask me, a must see for horror fans.7/10 dead hookers agree.

ZOMBIELAND (2009)

Directed by Ruben Fleischer starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin oh yes and even Bill Murray. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is all alone and living in you guest it Columbus he seems to believe he has survived for so long because even before there were zombies he would hid in his room playing video games avoiding people. He later meets up with Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) a bad ass zombie shit kicker. The movie follows them and Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) as they try and make their way to some playland know to have no zombies all around this movie kicks ass. Lots of action, blood and comedy this movie is a must see giving it 9/10 Dead Corpses

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(2003)

Director:Marcus Nispel Cast: Jessica Biel,Jonathan Tucker ,R.Lee Ermey as Sheriff Hoyt.Inspired by a true story. While driving through the backwoods of Texas on there way to a concert 5 youths pick up a hitchhiker who shoots herself in the head in the back of there van. Stopping at an old farmhouse for help was there first mistake where they meet up with the worst inbred family in movie history.....say hello to Leather Face. The blood flows fast and deep in this one my friends the best remake ever. (loved it). Was full of gore loved old Monty and what can you say but Sheriff Hoyt you are the biggest Asshole I've ever seen loved you. A must see for all Horror fans young and old. 10/10 dead hookers agree.

Idle Hands (1999)

Director:Rodman Flender Cast:Devon Sawa,Seth Green,Elden Henson and Jessica Alba as Molly.What would you do if your hand gets possessed by a killer?Well for Anton you hack it off and go about your daily routine of smoking weed watching t.v and lusting after the girl across the street. But his right hand has a blood thirsty mind of it's own and is hell bent on wreaking havoc. Loved the f/x in this movie lots of great laughs too. Could have used some T&A but what do you do. Still one of the best Horror comedys out there well worth the rent....8 1/2 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Masters of horror episode 13 ( Imprint) 2006

Director:Takashi Miike Cast:Billy Drago,Youki Kudoh,Michie Ito

Christopher (Billy Drago)a 19th century tourist gets much more that he bargained for while searching for a Japanese prostitute (Ito) he fell in love with and promised to save and take back to America with him. Mick Garris the creator and producer of the series shelved the episode saying quote" the most disturbing film I've ever seen"and it was very graphic and parts were hard to stomach. Running less that 1 hour it packs it all in there.8/10 dead hookers agree.

A Crack In The Floor (2000)

Director:Sean Stanek cast:Mario Lopez,Gary Busey,Bo Hopkins. For the past 33 years Jeremiah Hill has lived alone... sorry people i can't do this anymore this movie was so bad my wife still brings it up to this day i watch this movie when i'm constipated to get my insides flowing if you see this movie at the video store steal it and burn it don't look it in the eye it has been known to make a man soil his pants with one glance.0/10 dead hookers agree.

S.I.C.K. (2003)

Director Bob Willems starring the worst acting you have ever seen. This movie was so shitty it made me S.I.C.K. the movie poster is the best thing about this movie everything else is garbage. First of all the clowns hid out looks like its made out on construction paper and the gore was so fucking stupid it looked like kidney beans and ketchup. I barley have anything to say for this review all I know is that this movie makes Andre the Butcher look fucking awesome I will not recommend this movie to anyone and I will not even waste the energy in my fingers to give it a rating, fuck this movie sucked!

Wendigo (2001)

Directed by Larry Fessenden starring Patricia Clarkson, Jake Weber, Erik Per Sullivan, John Speredakos, Christopher Wynkoop and Lloyd Oxendine. A family needs to get away on vacation and get away from everyday stress. On there way to their cabin they hit a deer with their car causing a heated argument with a local named Otis the story then drags on and eventually they reach the cabin where they feel the mysterious Wendigo or a half man half deer is wrecking havoc on their lives well basically the movie poster says it all blurry and a shitty fucking movie I do not recommend this to anyone steer clear of Wendigo giving it 4/10 Dead Corpses

Andre The Butcher (2005)

Director:Philip Cruz

cast:April Billingsley,Maury Sterling,Ron Jeremy

When a group of cheerleaders gets stranded on there way to the championship there hold up in an abandoned hunting lodge in the ha ha ha backwoods of Florida. Well now that's done this is the fucking worst movie I've ever had the pleasure to see the lezbo scene in the old house has to be seen to be belived worst acting ever but all in all a good time had by all who watched it with me.The whole budget was spent on the poster i think.3/10 dead hookers agree.

The Burning (1981)

director,Tony Maylam cast,Brain Mathews,Leah Ayres,Brian Backer.Billed as a Friday The 13 ripoff The Burning starts with a prank gone very wrong on Cropsy Camp Blackfoots care taker after 5 years in a hospital Cropsy returns to his old stomping grounds well lets just say let the blood bath begin. Look for stars Jason Alexander,Fisher Stevens and Holly Hunter.7/10 dead hookers agree.

Wilderness (2006)

Director Michael j Bassett
starring Sean Pertwee,Alex Reid,TobyKebbell,Stephen Wight.A group of juvenile delinquents are forced to fight for there lives after being sent to a British island after a fellow prisoners death where they are hunted one by one by a cross-bow wielding madman they must put there hate aside and band together if they want to survive. Fast paced action and lots of blood and gore to keep you watching lets just say haven't we learned yet to stay out of the woods.7/10 dead hookers agree.

Black Christmas (1974)

Director: Bob Clark

Starring: Olivia Hussey,Keir Dullea,Margot Kidder

This movie is simple a sorority house is terrorized on the start of Christmas break by an unseen psycho who sneaks into the attic and starts sick phone calls then starts killing them off one by one.This 98 min film scarred me to death when i saw it the first time not much for blood and gore but makes up for it with scares.Merry Deathmas everyone.8/10 dead hookers agree.

Orphan (2009)

Released to theaters (Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra) starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman, CCH Pounder and Jimmy Bennett. Kate (Vera Farmiga) and John Coleman (Peter Sarsgaard). have a troubled marrige with the loss of a child they adopt Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman) who at first glance is a very sweet Russian orphan. The movie presses and the family begins to notice she is unlike any other child far too mature for her own good and that is when Esther reveals a more sinister side. This movie is very good with excellent acting and a very good plot twist at the end. Orphan was much more then I thought it would be. Anyone a fan of creepy children? well this movie will make you want to dive into the screen and attack this creepy little girl. I loved to watch this movie unfold giving it 7/10 Dead Corpses

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director who really cares stars no one you know or care about anyway.

four months after her husbands death a woman on the verge of giving birth is tormented in her home by a strange woman who wants her unborn baby she torments her through the night and kills all who trys to help.The movie is in french with english subs but there is not much talking so it is not that hard to follow, it is very graphic and parts are deeply unpleasant to watch to tell you the truth i was almost ashamed to watch a pregnant woman endure the bloodbath. What the hell it was one of the best gore fests i've seen in ages loved it ! 8 out of 10 dead hookers agree

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Released to theaters (Directed by Sam Raimi) starring Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer and Adriana Barraza. Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) works for the bank approving and declining loans and on the verge of getting a promotion when the Gypsy Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver) asks Christine about approving a loan for her home she denies her for the sake of her promotion. Mrs. Ganush bags and pleads for her to reconsider but is removed from the building. Mrs. Ganush attacks her and places a curse upon Christine. Drag Me To Hell is a excellent movie full of dark hunting's and tid bits of humour. The way the movie is shot and how it it animated really sets the mood for the movie funny and graphic all wrapped up in 99mins. A must see I recommend this movie to all even those who are not fans of horror will even thoroughly enjoy this flick giving it 8/10 Dead Corpses

Friday The 13th (2009)

A very much anticipated blockbuster hit (Directed by Marcus Nispel) starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo and Derek Mears. A remake of the original Friday The 13th and a poor one in my opinion, I felt it was too Hollywood and did not deliver the impact that it deserved. Your basic slasher story college kids go to their cabin for a get away and get slaughtered, sex drugs and murder. This movie delivers a few good scares and some gruesome and interesting killings much like you would expect also I really enjoyed Jason's role he seemed a lot more alive rather then a slow walking zombie. If your looking for gore then this is not the movie for you but if you are looking for a solid scary movie I think you would be more in luck. Not the best horror movie to come out but still a fun watch I give it a good solid 7/10 Dead Corpses

Dead Girl (2008)

A straight to video movie (Directed by Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel) starring Shiloh Fernandez, Noah Segan, Michael Bowen, Candice Accola, Andrew DiPalma, Eric Podnar and Nolan Gerard Funk. I had heard some talk about this movie some said incredibly disturbing and others say it was very well done so I was not sure what to expect. The movie follows two high school kids Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) and J.T. (Noah Segan) as they skip school for the day and where do they go a abandoned mental hospital of course, where they stumble upon the dead girl. This movie displays perfectly how horny teenage boys can be. Instead of phoning the cops they decide to have sex with it. Surprisingly the acting is very well done in my opinion. All around this was a pretty good movie that I think any fan of horror or someone looking for something a little different would enjoy I recommend this movie to all if provided you can stomach watching a little bit of rape giving it 6/10 Dead Corpses

Dead Snow (09-25-09)

Released to theaters (Directed by Tommy Wirkola) starring Vegar Hoel, Stig Frode Henriksen. Charlotte Frogner, Jenny Skavlan, Jeppe Beck Laursen, Lasse Valdal, Evy Kasseth Rosten, Bjorn Sundquist, Ana Dahl Torp and Orjan Gamst running for 91mins. A horror comedy from Norway so don't feel too bad if you don't recognise any of the actors. This movie was precisely what I hoped it would be, a zombie movie with a fun twist. Intelligent Nazi zombies protecting their gold while the College kids get high and try to have sex with each other all the while trying not to get murdered. The acting was surprisingly good considering what you would expect. The Nazi Zombie make-up and gore was decent but could have been better but all and all a good fun and enjoyable and dare I say a little more original then your regular zombie flick. I suggest going into the movie with a open mind and leave your pick-the-movie-apart friends at home and you will have a good time overall. My rating for this movie is 7/10 Dead Corpses

Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 (2009)

Halloween 2 is a highly anticipated blockbuster hit (Directed by Rob Zombie) starring Sheri Moon Zombie, Chase Wright Vanek, Scout Taylor-Compton, Brad Dourif, Caroline Williams, Malcolm McDowell and Tyler Mane as Michael Myers. I do feel a little bias on this review because I am a big fan of Rob Zombie's movies right down to House Of A Thousand Corpses that being said I will still rate fairly. Of course Michael Myer's body was never found and its a year later and another Halloween is approaching. The story follows Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton) as she goes on living her life trying to forget and deal with the happenings in the original Halloween by Rob Zombie mean while Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) is busy killing all hillbillies and white trash that step in his way. This movie in my opinion is much more violent then it's previous and overall is just simply a better movie with all that being said it did have its flaws. Through out the movie Michael Myers has visions of himself and of his mother (Sheri Moon Zombie) speaking to him. What began as a good and original idea soon became very very annoying and too often other than that this was a excellent movie and lived up to all of my expectations and more. I highly recommend this to any fans of the Halloween trilogy 8/10 Dead Corpses

August Underground's Mordum (2003)

Another straight to video snuff horror movie unlike the other I know why this would never make it to your local theater (Directed by Jerami Cruise, Killjoy, Mike Schneider, Fred Vogel and Cristie Whiles) starring all of the directors and many more . If your looking for gore and the most vile and disturbing movie ever then you have just found it. Done poorly with a held camera somehow intensifies the realness of the movie. No story line follows this movie but there is no way you could ever even follow one with the scenes placed in this flick. A group of friend document their twisted world of murder, torture, sexual humiliation and puking on their victims. I don't even have the vocabulary to express what you will feel when you watch this movie but I will say this when you do watch it you will never ever forget what you witnessed this is a must see movie for horror lovers and you cannot help but appreciate the life like violence even with no story line I recommend this movie to everyone 8/10 Dead Corpses

Slaughter (release date 09-22-09)

A straight to video horror flick (Directed by Victor Garcia) starring Erica Leerhsen, Jonathon Trent, Shawnee Smith and AnnaLynne McCord running for 96 mins.

Lets start with the expectations before renting the movie first. I had neither seen a trailer or a preview for the movie prior to renting it so its safe to say the expectations were low, with that being said what I did expect was a gruesome gore fest with nudity around every turn but that wasn't the case.

The movie takes place following the main character Faith (Shawnee Smith) trying to escape and cut the ties with her ex-boyfriend for reasons later revealed. Leaving her home and moving into a dumpy little apartment with the help of her friend,Faith decides to go clubbing and ends up making a new friend in the city Lola (Erica Leerhsen) who just so happens to live on a creepy beat up old pig farm. Faith falls in love with the farm and the wild lifestyle of Lola but soon realizes something more sinister may be going on with Lola and her family and the plot in my opinion goes downhill from there taking a average movie to a crap movie with awful plot twists and what felt like a rushed ending but even that being said Slaughter was more then I expected. I recommend this movie if nothing else is in stock giving it 5/10 Dead Corpses

Introduction

Hello all,

First of all I would like to say this blog represents my opinions only weather you disagree or agree with my reviews. This blog is strictly going to review horror movies along with anything else revolving around the genre. All comments are welcome good and bad as well I would like for you to post your favorite horror films or ones you would like for me to review.


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